What's a beer giraffe? Well, that's a beer giraffe (pictured). Not exactly a beer snob's favorite toy, but it's good fun with friends.
I had one in Las Vegas, I forget at which casino's brewpub. It's a conversation starter, and apparently they're available at Brewer's Alley in Frederick.
Brewer's Alley also has fine crafted beers or so I've been told, so be sure to make your way there for that express purpose instead of, well, you know. But please do report back to us if you do, well, you know.
7 hours ago